1. Henry
    Henry

    I’m ridiculously reminded of my family interactions here.
    I’m pretty sure I’ll be jealous of your relationship even after I’m married myself (though I am getting the ideal parts only)

  2. Felix the Manul
    Felix the Manul

    “Take a sword”… Uh-huh…
    You know, even if ninjas really could deflect bullets then even a gun couldn’t help. Actually, there’s always ‘ol good shotgun: too much projectles to deflect! Nothing can resist a good buckshot in close combat

    • Fox
      Fox

      Fox's Reflector

      • Felix the Manul
        Felix the Manul

        A shield? Hm, having a grenade launcher is illegal… Okay, you have the point, shield is… Super effective!

        • Stripedfox
          Stripedfox

          Technically it’s a miniature G-defusor. The same device used in his Arwing to keep G-forces down during flight. So essentially he’s ‘doing a barrel roll (aileron roll)’ when the reflector is deployed. He also uses said device to move at high speeds (fox illusion and fire fox)
          I need to go to sleep if I’m over analyzing a screenshot

        • jprime
          jprime

          It’s still not as powerful as a magnum, though.

          • Fox
            Fox

            Correct. It’s more powerful.
            As long as it’s not a Final Smash.
            🙂

          • McMashMead
            McMashMead

            A magnum is nowhere near Falcon Punch. According to some dude on YouTube doing math (my sources may be weak and false), but apparently Falcon Punch has the somewhere around the same force as the welds most powerful non-nuclear bomb

          • stripedfox
            stripedfox

            Imagine if you could counter Samus’s final smash

    • McMashMead
      McMashMead

      In case of a shotgun, use the force.

    • Lycos
      Lycos

      More honour and skill in a sword then a gun. Sword fighting takes lots of skill and practice and is something that truly can never be mastered. A gun is just point and pull the trigger.

      • McMashMead
        McMashMead

        There aren’t many masters of the gun mostly because it is really easy to be mediocre with it and that is usually fine. But a master of a gun is scarier than a master of the sword in my opinion. Someone that can just simply take you out whenever they want is sort of frightening

  3. Welsh Rat
    Welsh Rat

    How far away is the mailbox? 50 meters? Half a mile?

    • Fox
      Fox

      25 meters.

  4. Welsh Rat
    Welsh Rat

    Do you get many Ninjas between the door and the mailbox? Or does you mean fans wanting autographs and selfies, Seley?

  5. DaveEscape
    DaveEscape

    … Jerk XD

  6. Deadeye
    Deadeye

    It’s fine. Knowing Fox, he probably has a firearm stashed in a false bottom of the mailbox for such an eventuality.

  7. Stripedfox
    Stripedfox

    It’d probably be cool to see her with a ninja sword

  8. McMashMead
    McMashMead

    I would have told her to just punch the ninjas. Or give them a dollar. Cuz we all know ninjas are for hire 🙂

  9. dlore2177
    dlore2177

    Hmmm, what secret things has Mandy been up to that she is concerned Ninjas might be after her.

    • McMashMead
      McMashMead

      Her comics are too good. A competing artist hired them to knock her off and bro some readers over to themselves

  10. random4evolution4
    random4evolution4

    Just sic the yaoi fangirls, including the male ones, on the ninjas. Fangirls can be terrifying things.

  11. Jacob Jawson

    Who’s better at handling a ninja sword? 😛

  12. Mr. Greyclaw
    Mr. Greyclaw

    This is so me and my friends

  13. Rateus
    Rateus

    Chivalry is dead 🙁

    • Fox
      Fox

      Equality is the new king!
      Long live the king!

    • DaveEscape
      DaveEscape

      I wouldn’t say the gentleman is dead; he’s dying, but he’s not dead.

  14. S'aaruuk
    S'aaruuk

    Seley…..Girl get it together. Yer a LEOPARD F’Chrissake….one of the deadliest nocturnal predators on the planet. With the strength to haul a full size dead antelope up a tree to nosh on in peace. THAT’S nuthin’ ta sneeze at.

    You don’ need no stinkin’ sword…..you gots strength, speed, TEETH & CLAWS. The ‘ninny-jas’ need to be afraid o’ YOU. 😉

    • McMashMead
      McMashMead

      I think this wins. Right here. No questions asked.

      • S'aaruuk
        S'aaruuk

        Ya like that huh? 🙂 🙂 🙂

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