1. AkiraFireheart
    AkiraFireheart

    Just as long as no one gets into lasers, and expecting the phone to talk. Then the line will have been crossed!

    • McMashMead
      McMashMead

      *ties phone to railroad tracks covered in laser bees* Okay google, tell me where you hid the cash!

      • AlyxVixen
        AlyxVixen

        I want Laser bees…. I could use them to attack all my surly and annoying neighbours!! (Yeah, I know it was just a typo on your part, but I couldn’t help but run with it)

        • Mike BW
          Mike BW

          No honey, I won’t bread them for you

          • Iron Ed
            Iron Ed

            Mmmm… Breaded-and-fried laser bees! 🙂

          • Fox
            Fox

            I’m glad we don’t enable editing of comments.
            It’s far more entertaining this way.

            LLLLLLLLAAAZER BEEEEES!!

    • Forecaster

      What about expecting the phone to die?

      • McMashMead
        McMashMead

        That’s silly. We all know that it’s going to be saved at the last second. At least I’m going to get rich off this.

  2. Iron Ed
    Iron Ed

    Not ever having had a smart-phone; with the best of intentions I would probably have tossed the phone to you up the stairs…then been horrified when it got broken. (THIS fox is just stooopid.)

    • VulpineWarrior-91

      If said phone were truly smart, it would have caterpillar tracks or repulsors to follow you about the house! ^_^

  3. Treesong
    Treesong

    He’s a hard man to fool.
    I actually LOLed at this. I don’t do that often.

  4. Treesong
    Treesong

    As for your latest twitter: it took me a while to realize that ‘vbus!’ was ‘jenga’ upside down.

  5. dlore2177
    dlore2177

    Plays a recording of a train horn

  6. Marscaleb

    This one made me laugh out loud!

  7. Jonathan
    Jonathan

    (cue “Yakkity Sax” for the background music)

  8. Cray Z. Bouy
    Cray Z. Bouy

    Google Maps: “Proceed to Reading Railroad. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.”

    Muahahahahaha!
    *ahem*
    Sorry.

  9. Wyrmspawn
    Wyrmspawn

    …and then along came Jones.

    • Iron Ed
      Iron Ed

      Tall, thin Joooonnes!

  10. Chayse Fox
    Chayse Fox

    *ding*

    “The nearest railroad tracks is approximately twelve feet above you”

  11. Jake
    Jake

    I’m assuming the reason that Fox didn’t give her the phone is because she said please?

    • Fox
      Fox

      This is a safe assumption.

      • Fox
        Fox

        Also, because I’m evil.

  12. Link11747
    Link11747

    Don’t do it fox….
    .
    .
    IT’S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!

    • McMashMead
      McMashMead

      Do a barrel roll to avoid the trap

  13. James Lucke

    I’m so confused!! x3

    • Iron Ed
      Iron Ed

      …pssstt! You’re ID says you are James Lucke!… (You’re (also) welcome.) 😉

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