Just in case it’s not clear no we are not having a baby. Very happily childfree!
In the past few years, though, three people close to me had babies, and I’m very happy for all of them! I wanted to find them something weird and unique for their showers, so I looked and asked around online a bit.
…I have regrets.
This comic’s exaggerated a bit, but seriously, try buying one (1) baby-related item on Amazon. See how long your recommended items list is nothing but babies all babies all the time all kitschy motherhood clutter all mommy books all babies babies it’s babies more babies oh my god babies babies babies babies babies…
(…and use an ad blocker.)