“Princess” I’ll take, but there is no freakin’ way I’m a damsel to be rescued. In all fairness, Mom came around to our ideas pretty quickly – she’s totally on board now.
(Also by last week’s comments I’m guessing some people saw this joke coming a mile away. Ah well.)
If I had to rescue her, we wouldn’t be getting married.
No one on my zombie survival team that can’t pull their own weight.